April 2011
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Wtf is wrong with a little porn one in a while ?
Apr 27th
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“A man sooner or later discovers that he is the master-gardener of his soul, the...”
– www.brainyquote.com/quotes/topics/topic_life.html
Apr 27th
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I just finish cleaning the kitchen at 2am lol
I hate a dirty kitchen, specially when i come back from work and i happen to find the godforsaken sink fill to the top with dishes Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa piss is me off Now I’m enjoy a nice cup of Black coffee guess what? I’m not cleaning it after I’m done with it, fuck it
Apr 27th
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I found this love poem very nice, it remaind me of...
THE FIRST TIME I SEEN YOU YOU LOOKED LIKE AN OCEAN BLUE YOUR HAIR FLOWED OF SUMMER’S RAYES AND YOUR SOUL WAS HOT WITH A BLAZE YOU SWEEP ME OFF MY FEET GOING TO FIND A FLEET FOR ROSES THE COLOR OF RED AND TULEPS THE COLOR OF BLUE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND A KISS FOR ME WE ARE MENT TO BE LIKE HAM AND CHEESE LOVING YOU TILL THE END AND HOPING THAT WHAT WE HAVE IS ETERNAL AND FOREVER...
Apr 27th
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Manifesto
A manifesto is a public declaration of principles and intentions, often political in nature. Manifestos relating to religious belief are generally referred to as creeds. Manifestos may also be life stance-relate
Apr 27th
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What do you call Emo Food?
eclecticbanana: A Tongue Depressor
Apr 27th
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Apr 27th
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Apr 26th
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Apr 26th
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Apr 26th
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Apr 26th
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I am a Porn Star
I’ve got Pecs of steel. I know how to make a woman feel. I can bring ecstasy to their faces, ‘cause I touch them in the right places. . I’ll knead you with some lotion. Roll my hips in rhythmic motion. Did you see me star in Sliver? Where I made all the girls quiver. . I impress them in the sack, when the ladies are on their back. I can’t see what could be wrong? All my co-stars think it’s...
Apr 26th
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Alchemy
Alchemy refers to a quest for a fabled elixir capable of turning copper and other base metals to gold and also a quest for something to prevent human beings’ bodies from becoming old. Alchemy is both a philosophy and an ancient practice that seeks to prepare the “elixir of longevity” or philosophers’ stone, accomplish the transmutation into gold, and attain ultimate wisdom....
Apr 26th
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Apr 26th
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WTF TODAY?
WTF IS MALE NURCE DOING WITH MAKE UP AND MOHAWK COLOR PINK AT THE HOSPITAL TODAY?
Apr 26th
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Apr 26th
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Apr 26th
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BitterSweet [Nightmares]: If I was a chef, I would... →
bittersweet-nightmares: A bistro is a small, casual eating establishment known for serving hearty, simple fare along with wine. Bistros originated in France and the United States has adapted the French bistro idea into American bistros. An American bistro is likely to have not only French food, but…
Apr 26th
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“A library is the delivery room for the birth of ideas, a place where history...”
– http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/keywords/birth.html
Apr 24th
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Apr 6th
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Apr 6th
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List of Puerto Rican slang words and phrases
A calzón quitao - Calzón is the old Spanish for britches. Literally meaning “with pants off”, it is used to mean you have nothing to hide, you can be trusted; bluntly honest. A fuego - Literally means “On fire”, but it refers to something being “cool” or “good”. “Don’t bother him, he’s a good person”. “That activity...
Apr 4th
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Apr 4th
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“A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband. Michel de...”
– http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/topics/topic_marriage.html
Apr 4th
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ListenZeromancer Clone your Lover 
Apr 4th
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